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Hello everyone!  And welcome to my blog, Becoming Virtuous!

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***IMPORTANT WARNING!!!!!! PLEASE READ!!!!!***

This a warning to all my friends.  I just became aware of an unfortunate thing I can not regulate on my blog.  If you click on a post to look at the comments, at the end of the post there is a section entitled, “Possibly related posts.”  I highly discourage clicking on any of those.  I have no control over what links get put there, and there is a enormous chance you’ll get into something you don’t want to see.  So proceed through those at your own risk!  However, all the links I post within my posts, and on the sidebar are okay.  They are all either friends of mine, or websites run by people I greatly admire.  I would encourage you to check these out! 😉  With that warning, I don’t have anything more to say.  Over and out! 😉

~Tee-Kaye

Unanswered Questions
    Compiled by Tee-Kaye
If Wal-mart prices are getting lower every day, why isn’t anything free yet?

Why do we drive on the parkways and park on the drive way?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “Practice”?

When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make unexpected expected?

I believe that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

If you get floss stuck between your teeth, what do you use to get it out?
If someone is legally blind and can suddenly see again, are they breaking the law?
If you drop soap on the floor, is it dirty?  You can’t clean it, it’s already soap.
If your friend says he is going to go outside to get some air, what was he breathing inside?

7 ways to keep a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page your self over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Specify that your drive through order is “to go”.
4. When your money comes out of the ATM machine, scream “I won!” “Third time this week!”
5. When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, their loose!”
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. As often as possible skip instead of walk.
Hope this livened up your day!! : )
Tee-Kaye
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12 Responses

  1. Hey!
    I am so happy you finally got a blog! That’s great!

    Love,
    Savvy

  2. You have been wanting to do this for a long time! I can’t wait till you figure it out.
    Sarah

  3. Hey,
    I’m liking it so far! For a first timer your doing good.
    (Not that I would know) Great job!

    ~Daniel~

  4. That is really funny! Thanks for giving me a giggle.
    Sarah

  5. Your welcome. I’m glad you liked it! I thought my home page was a bit boring so I tried to make it a bit more interesting. I’m glad that it worked. ; )

    ~Tee-Kaye

  6. Cute thoughts, Tee-Kaye.

  7. I have to try that 1st “insanity” one!!
    It’s soo brilliant!! Mwahahaha!

  8. I love these ideas! Props to the first person who tries them!!!!

  9. That’s hilarious!
    I agree Swashbuckler.
    I loved the first one.
    I’ll have to try it.

    Another one is, “try to go through the drivway with no car.”
    I almost did it but……
    Why didn’t I do it!
    Hehe.

  10. Love that 1st insanity one! I’ve done the 7th one, a lot. Too much apparently. (according to my sister)
    And we’ve done the zoo one too. People look at you like you’re nuts! HaHaHa!
    – Kj

  11. I haven’t done the zoo one myself, but I do tend to skip a lot. (I wonder if that’s why a lot of people think I’m a few years younger than my true age. Hmmm.) 😉

  12. hello? Is anybodythere?

    😉

    I miss hearing from you.

    ~Daniel~

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